The dream began as four small children boarded a dinghy at the edge of a decrepit pond. It felt like a low-grade horror movie. It was almost dawn, but still quite dark and there was mist floating off the surface of the water. I remember myself actually pushing the boat into the water. The kids …
Holy Spring Wars
I was in some sort of elite platoon of soldiers whose task was to free a precious spring of clean water from the clutches of a nebulous villainous entity. It all took place in a massive post-apocalyptic, mountainous landscape. I couldn’t figure out if we were on earth or if in fact, it was taking …
Failed pitch, temporary Astronaut and Obama’s extraterrestrial theories
I had been agonizing over a pitch we were doing for my friend’s commercial. I was waiting on Bobo’s animation treatment to see what we’re going to present. I was walking through an enormous bureaucratic complex. The halls were covered in dark wood with incredibly high ceilings. As I proceeded down a long hallway it …
3 Giant White Goats and Etheric Daggers
I was living on a farm in northern England. In fact, it belonged to me. I was venturing outside in the late afternoon to check on my livestock. My proudest animals were a trio of enormous white goats with voluminous fur and enormous spiraling horns. It was an overcast day and drizzling. I was wearing …
Confused Patricide in a Suspended Japanese Inn
My brother, father and I were being held captive in a small room. I was aware that the surroundings were distinctly Japanese. In fact, we were imprisoned in an incredibly spare traditional inn, replete with tatami, sliding screen doors, and dark wood everywhere. My father was being held captive by an enormous giant of a …
Ceilingless Cathedral
This dream was of such a cliched Anglo-Saxon nature it was almost comical. I was inside a massive forest, attired quite simply as a traveling knight. I distinctly remember wearing a layered outfit. Chainmail, a tunic with a leather belt, a cloak, and an array of weapons on top of everything My head was uncovered, …
Backward racecar driving, ignorant mafia and angry blueberries
This dream is another foggy one but had some nice distinctive qualities. It was riddled with a fair amount of anger and rejection issues. I was championing a set of odd causes, anyway, moving on. I remember driving across an enormous bridge in reverse. I had a whole car full of people and we were …
Pastoral vacation turned voluntary vampire nightmare
This was from a couple of months ago, stuck in my mind with extraordinary clarity. I was on vacation with my family. We had rented a huge mansion in New Hampshire or Vermont. It was in a strange neighborhood with an array of other huge, beautiful homes. It felt like an enormous Quaker village the …
Creepy Commercial Corridor and Spontaneous Hindu Statuary Fed By My Tears
The chronology is fuzzy, didn’t catch this one early enough but it is still fresh in my mind. I was hanging out with a large belligerent, dark-skinned man. Sometimes he was black and sometimes he was Indian (Hindu specifically). We were living in some sort of multi-tiered structure. It resembled a really high-end shopping mall …
Shaman family wars in a train yard
So, there was a whole chunk of dream before this but this is the part that stuck in my mind. I was walking along a riverbank, it was really gravelly, and there was an enormous grey blue mountain behind me. I realized I was following this older white dude. He was wearing old jeans and …